the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!