The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!