the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Taekwondo

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!