The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!