- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to clean

The power to fly when you fart

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The ability to count to potato

The ability to only fart in public

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to like any show

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to read captchas

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

Pointless Super Powers