The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To pee standing up.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!