The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!