The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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solar powered night-vision

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to in power your self

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!