The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!