The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to sit

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!