The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power of learning

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!