The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Being a freemason

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!