the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of learning

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!