The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to talk backwards

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to lick your balls.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!