The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump faster.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to freeze ice

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!