the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to die

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!