The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to troll.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!