The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!