The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!