The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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A good Kisser

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!