The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!