- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power of women's rights.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

the power to be wrong

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to self destruct

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

Pointless Super Powers