The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to die

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!