The power to release the bogus

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!