The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Acid tears.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!