- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to walk through air.

The power to always know the exact time.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to become famous on vine

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

cry acid tears

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

Pointless Super Powers