The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to create powers

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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being black

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!