The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!