The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!