- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super-slowness

The power to eat nandos

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

Pointless Super Powers