The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power drown in water

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to think of food

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!