The power of love

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!