The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!