The power of women's rights.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to start time.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!