The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to lick your balls.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!