i love to make shit brix

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!