The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!