The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!