The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!