- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to ignore useful information

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Being able to fly in place.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

Pointless Super Powers