- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to eat people :D

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power of fart helium

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to see the past.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

Pointless Super Powers