- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

+42

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

+38

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

+38

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

+34

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

+28

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk without a tongue

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to fart tear gas

the power to beathe

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to smell a fart upwind.