The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!