The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to change races.

The power to have an ability.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to eat people :D

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!