- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to be normal and average

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to fart out of your hands.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power of bad luck

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to make coma patients bark.

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers