the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to hear fish.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!