The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!