The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!