the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to waste money

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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to do nothing

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to become black!

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!