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The power to ignore useful information
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti
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The power to climb up fallen trees
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the power to complete math exercises
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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers
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The Ability to shit studs once a week
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the ability to glow in the light.
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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,
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Being able to fly in place.
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The power to bypass capcha codes
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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping
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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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the power to make food shrimp.
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the power to kill plants in a desert.
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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the power to fart your way to the moon
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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the power of being yourself
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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)
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The power to not get shit dick
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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!