The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to smell water.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to die

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!