the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to turn into a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power of dying whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to talk without a tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

thumb_up thumb_down +34

To shit bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down +157

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to make pencils dull.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

thumb_up thumb_down +129

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!