the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!