- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

Pointless Super Powers