The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!