Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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swear words -jesse

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to see through air

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to divide by zero

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!