The power of love

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the power to like mass effect 3

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to understand irony.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!