- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to like any show

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

Pointless Super Powers