Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!