- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a power

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to not have a super power.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

i love to make shit brix

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to complete math exercises

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the ability to glow in the light.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power of learning

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to die at will

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!