The power to speak only one language

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!