- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

Acid pee

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be stupid

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to know where the beef is

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to like any show

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers