the power to in power your self

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to see air

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!