The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!