the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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A good Kisser

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!