- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to instantly die

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to eat ass.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to know where the beef is

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Pointless Super Powers