The power to turn into random objects

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!