- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

Pointless Super Powers