- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be blind when you sleep

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power of bullet atraction

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

God tier Waste of Space

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

Pointless Super Powers