- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

i love to make shit brix

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to kill yourself

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to get arrested

The power to ignore useful information

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to make a pint a gallon

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Pointless Super Powers