The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!